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FULL NAME: Zapp Webelo Brannigan
OCCUPATION: D.O.O.P. Commander
RANK: 25 Star General
BATTLE VICTORIES: Defeated the horde of rampaging Killbots; Conquered the pacifists of the Ghandi Nebulae; Successful carpet bombing of Eden 7; Thoroughly licked the Brain Balls of Spheron 1; Single-handedly defeated the "weak and womanlike" Spiderians of Tarantulon 6; Engaged in snoo-snoo on two seperate occassions.
SHIP: The Nimbus
ALIASES: The Zapper, Big Z, The Velour Fog
OTHER: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.